- If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
- Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
- Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Your calendar’s days are numbered.
- I break into song if I can’t find the key.
- A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
(Source: thewhatever, via leadlife)
Does anyone else find humor in the fact that the guy is wearing a Space Invaders shirt and the girl is wearing an Angry Birds shirt? Casuals…
The story of my life…
“I’ve actually mated and had children.”
I can’t…. this man…this unbelievably magnificent man.
Stephen Colbert once proved to Neil freakin’ Gaiman that he has encyclopedic knowledge on Tom Bombadil. Possibly one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched.
that last gif is perfection.
This entire set of gifs are perfection.
(via steckles)
This is how I feel about Texas on a regular basis
My children will not go down easily in the zombie apocalypse!
If you don’t love John Stewart, you’re wrong.
(Source: holymotherofrowling, via the-grip-of-a-hurricane)
